Hello, I'm Denise. Female, 14, straight, asexual, non-homophobic, straight-edge, not quite hipster, ginger. Whovian, Sherlockian, Cumberbitch, Starkid, and a Ravenclaw. I'm an enormous fan of Doctor Who, and Portal/Portal 2. I quite literally liked it before it was cool. Anyways, this is practically a Fan-girl blog.
Things I am likely to Fangirl about:
-Doctor Who (of course, I already have. Please, if it annoys you, ignore my addiction to Matt Smith.)
-Matt Smith ( My one exception to asexuality. I would willingly be his bitch.)
-Bacon (mmmmm....)
-Portal (The cake is a lie.)
-Portal 2 (The cake is a potato now?)
-Starkid (Basically, Draco.)
-Sherlock (a bit)
-Torchwood (a bit)
-My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Rainbow Dash is the best!)
-My FanFic! Inspired by the work of one of my bestest friends, Michelle!
-Glee (I only watch it for the gay relationships. Plus Darren Criss is Supermegafoxyawesomehot.)
-Life. It should be let known I am suffering from moderate depression, so if you don't like a downer, you won't like me. But not all the time. Sometimes I'm just as cheery as... Something cheery. It's confusing. If you agree with what I say, follow me. But if you disagree with what I say.... follow me. If you say "Am I bovvered?" to yourself, you should most DEFINITELY follow me.

asgardian-mischief:

ALL OF THE EVIL!

(Source: encores-moved)

The Doctor, described perfectly in two lines.

"Slim, and a little bit foxy." What I think when anyone says anything with a little bit in it.

laertena:

very cool.

completelycumberbatched:

martuch7:

the-oncoming-ginger:

fannishminded:

The internet is really really great-

For PORN!

I just.

I need to safe dash this.

Because holy FUCK. I’ve seen gifs with COCKS in them less erotic than this.

I’ve seen gifs with COCKS in them less erotic than this.

^this XD XD

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

(Source: billieviper)

Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

bartyjoonyah:

chicken-in-a-basket:

thewhippinghand:

psychopathsgetbored:

benedictosaurus:

grandmanoiseverything:

dry-moist-towelette:

himapapaftw:

diannaagronsass:

marksallingsdick

himaruyasucks

or something

wet-dry-rock

oh

spaindeerwasnothing

uglybastardfossil

moderatelysanepeoplestayoccupied

Thestrokingfoot

LOLOLOLOLOL

ducks-in-a-cookie-jar 

bartyseenyer

senior XD

theboywhoactuallymadequitealotofsense

Lawl. Yes.

(Source: thatwasnotveryravenofyou)

will-you-cumber-my-batch:

HOW CAN I NOT REBLOG?!?!

will-you-cumber-my-batch:

HOW CAN I NOT REBLOG?!?!

(Source: schmannnda)

TO ALL YOU SONS AND/OR DAUGHTERS OF BITCHES OUT THERE.

I’m so sorry, dear followers whom I love dearly, but I must rage. If you agree with the following statement, do say so! Here it is:

I’m new to this blog, so I get really f**king excited when someone gives me an ask. NEVER is it anything ACTUALLY IMPORTANT. IT IS ALWAYS SPAM. So go ahead, you bitches and bastards who hide behind the anonymity of Tumblr. SPAM ME. (Now here’s something I don’t say because I personally dislike cussing. Hint hint: I’m also Mormon. COME AT ME.) I FUCKING DARE YOU TO SPAM ME BECAUSE I WILL FUCKING END YOU AND ALL YOUR FUCKING SPAM. YOU ARE THE SADDEST FUCKING PEOPLE IN THE UNIVERSE, ENJOYING THE ANGER OF OTHERS. YOU DESERVE EVERY FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT THAT LIFE THROWS AT YOU. I HOPE YOU AND YOUR KIND ROT IN FUCKING HELL.

Phew. Got that out. I apologize to my lovely lovely followers once more. Wow, I said the f-word a LOT in that! …. But I still feel better. Anywaaaaays, I declare this rant OVER.

Anonymous asked:

this is embarrassing.. but i get a free bottle every time someone buys one at mangoaff725(dõt)com and these things work better than crack. i friggin lost 15lbs in 2 weeks.. try them. they seriously work like crazy.

(A: I’m not even LOOKING at this link because I’ve gotten spam on here before. Not taking any chances.

(B: THE LINK DOESN’T EVEN LOOK LEGITIMATE. FAIL.

(C: BITCH, ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!? I RESENT THAT. I COULD GO ON FOREVER ABOUT THIS, BUT MORAL OF THE STORY IS: JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE POWER OF ANONYMITY HERE ON TUMBLR DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN PULL ANY SHIT WITH ANYONE. 

DO IT AGAIN, I DARE YOU.

thedoctortheoncomingstorm:

apaisleygirl:

Doctor can we keep it, please?

We can’t keep a puppy on the TARDIS!

thedoctortheoncomingstorm:

apaisleygirl:


Doctor can we keep it, please?

We can’t keep a puppy on the TARDIS!

(Source: retaiin)

THE DOCTOR’S STUCK IN THE PANDORICA

daleksinwonderland:

trustyourtennant:

mylittleperhaps:

taintedtreasure:

auburnhairedtimelord:

AMY MIGHT BE DEAD

AND RORY’S A ROMAN WITH A GUN INSIDE HIS HAND SEEMS LIKE THINGS AREN’T GOING AS PLANNED

RIVER’S IN THE TARDIS

THE TARDIS IS ON FIRE

SHE’S FEELING THE HEAT ON REPEAT SHE REQUIRES

SOMEONE WHO CAN SAVE HER, SOMEONE WITH A BOW TIE.

(Source: lancasterhazelgrace)

“And dreamed of para-para-paradise.”

dontbeobvioussherlock asked:

I AM SO BAD AT RP'ING. Tried and failed. I know, but this weekend I'm at dad's so I'll charge it there.

Alright. That means I expect REPLIES. Possibly this weekend or next weekend for me, cuz I ain’t going anywhere.

dontbeobvioussherlock asked:

AWETHGLSKDTCNT WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU HAD A OTHER BLOG IT IS GLORIOUS. Um, yes ma'am we do.

It’s just an Amy Pond RP blog set up by tardistravelers. There are still quite a few unclaimed characters if you want to join!! As for the contacting me, it helps if your phone is ON. THEN I can collaborate free time with you!!!

dontbeobvioussherlock asked:

YES I LOVE YOU. But actually, it was from this heartbreaking Merlin x Arthur fic. Yup. Once again pressing my Merlin gayness onto you.

I know you weren’t talking about me ;) I just felt the need to pronounce my love of you. BTW you need to contact me about when you’re available to come over and Fangirl with me. And you need to follow my other blog. amyjessicapondthegirlwhowaited.tumblr.com ;) Love you, sweetie.

pykonstar:

River Kills The Doctor. Except it’s Lego.